Kiss kiss, bang bang

A new game has taken hold at our house. No catchy title for it yet. Just goes by "kiss me like we're at the alter." Then we see who can kiss the other in the most embarrassing way. Tongue plays an important role.

It reminds me of a game I used to play as a kid. Whenever I ate an apple, I would polish it up and then try to take a perfectly round first bite -- like the one Snow White made. It never occurred to me that the next step was falling into a coma and waiting for a man. I just ate the rest of the apple.