Three-hour tour

So a friend, who shall remain nameless, has rewritten the theme song for Gilligan's Island as a tribute to our upcoming three-hour whale watching tour. She has requested the lyrics be kept secret (they do include the words "lipstick lesbian" for extra points on creativity).

She called dibs on being the Howell's, so looks like KQ and I will have to fight over the Ginger and Mary Ann costumes. Or, wait a minute, maybe I could be both Ginger and Mary Ann and Kelley could be the professor.

Ahh, role playing.