Vanity Fair

Some of the things that are really on my mind in advance of the commitment ceremony:

1. When should I start experimenting with waxing?

2. How can I make sure I'm not on my period during our trip?

3. Can I get away with not wearing underwear under my gown?

4. Is it really worth it to pluck my eyebrows?

5. Are flip-flops or ballerina slippers the better choice?

6. Remember to change nipple rings. This one is too noticeable under silk.

7. Is having a sports bra tan line on my back the end of the world -- if I am wearing a backless dress?

8. Will my arms look as skinny as Angelina Jolie's?

9. Is there a cheap and fast way to bleach my teeth?

10. Should I really be more concerned with my vows?