Shane shame

Can a heart break twice?

I was distraught when Shane (my favorite Showtime lesbian; such magnetism!) decided to tie the knot with another woman (that is, another woman besides me). Over the week, I accepted it and even started looking forward to the event, primarily to see what she would wear. Then to see her strand her lover at the alter... I may never recover. I thought she was evolving. But really, she is just fucked up.

I wonder if she and Carmen will have their matching tattoos removed, or if they will be permanent reminders of what a lousy little slouch of a woman Shane really is.