Evil dykesister

While imbibing Saturday night at The Closet with our Elmira friends, we ran into an old acquaintance. Last we saw her, she was buying a condo with her life partner. But in the two years that passed, the couple bought a house together, got married in Canada, suffered the loss of one of their mother's to cancer and, unceremoniously, broke up. So this girl was in fine form, out to prevent us from making her same mistake. Only, she didn't tell me that. I took a cab home sick from drinking too much cheap vodka and gin, and she cornered Kelley to warn her about committing to a younger woman. This message bothered KQ all weekend. Just because her relationship didn't work doesn't mean that our love is weak, my dear said. Here, here!