Cape Grace

Kelley will not have to appear naked at the ceremony afterall.

Guests in from Elmira, N.Y., helped her select proper attire off the rack at Marshall Field's over the weekend on Michigan Avenue.

Diane, a longtime friend on Kelley's who we expect to be a reader at the ceremony, found a beautiful pair of linen trousers for my bride in the Ralph Lauren section.

I plucked a linen blouse and silk camie to match.

And Mary Joan, our officiant, used her powers for good by finding us glasses of white wine, delivered to us on the department store floor by a little dyke in a tuxedo. How very appropriate.