Shower envy

The lasting effect of attending Michele's shower is that now I want my own. I want to be tested on relationship trivia, so much so that I made Kelley quiz me with questions cribbed from the Internet on Saturday night. Nice way to celebrate the fifth anniversary of our first, ahem, date. Note to self: Kelley's favorite food is chicken wings, and her toothbrush is white.

Two details crucial for my shower were absent from Michele's. Liquor and lingerie.