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Weddings are consumer nightmares, yet I've found one matrimony-related item not on the market. (At least that seems the case from a Google search.) Wedding vow Mad Libs. If I had more of an entrepreneurial spirit, I'd get right on that.

"I take you (term of affection) to be my lawfully wedded (what you call your girlfriend/boyfriend when she/he isn't around) ..."